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No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
61 Things That’ll Help You Reach Peak Organization - BuzzFeed
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
No way
Scarlet & Violet—Destined Rivals Triple Play: Trainer’s Pokémon - Pokemon.com
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
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Still no good.
'No Kings' anti-Trump protests across US ahead of his military parade - BBC
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Heart in distress? 9 silent symptoms you shouldn’t overlook - Times of India
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
NASA Discovers Strange X-Shaped Structures in Earth’s Upper Atmosphere - Indian Defence Review
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
What do you think of Andrew Tate?
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Can you explain the difference between an ego, soul, mind, and consciousness?
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
UMG Says They Should Be Removed From Sara Rivers Lawsuit Against Diddy - TMZ
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Elizabeth Warren Pushes Fed to Reinstate Wells Fargo’s Asset Cap - Barron's
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors