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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 06:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

61 Things That’ll Help You Reach Peak Organization - BuzzFeed

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

No way

Scarlet & Violet—Destined Rivals Triple Play: Trainer’s Pokémon - Pokemon.com

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

Billionaire BlackRock CEO Larry Fink Warns $36,000,000,000,000 Debt Will ‘Overwhelm’ America Unless Stellar Economic Growth Achieved - The Daily Hodl

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

'No Kings' anti-Trump protests across US ahead of his military parade - BBC

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Heart in distress? 9 silent symptoms you shouldn’t overlook - Times of India

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

What are some healthy ways to start losing weight without risking starvation mode or extreme food restriction?

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

NASA Discovers Strange X-Shaped Structures in Earth’s Upper Atmosphere - Indian Defence Review

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

What do you think of Andrew Tate?

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Can you explain the difference between an ego, soul, mind, and consciousness?

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

UMG Says They Should Be Removed From Sara Rivers Lawsuit Against Diddy - TMZ

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Elizabeth Warren Pushes Fed to Reinstate Wells Fargo’s Asset Cap - Barron's

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

How do you know when someone really loves you?